Woefully Delayed Race Report and Thank You

It's 2011.  And my first new years resolution is to be more diligent about my writing.  And since I pretty much gave up on this very same resolution fairly early on in 2010, I'm going to make good for last year and catch up on this blog.

I failed to write a report on my Chicago Marathon experience in October.  So without further delays:

My last training run 3 weeks before the race went really well.  21.5 miles and I was still smiling and walking the next day.  My training ladies came out and kept me company on the cold, wet day.  I was feeling pretty good about it all.  But then about 2 weeks before the race, my plantar fascitis flared up. I wasn't able to walk without pain.  I couldn't sleep because of it.  I started to freak out a bit.   I went to see Dr. R who told me to not run for the next two weeks, to ice daily, and to take a deep breath.   He said, "You can run the race, but it's going to hurt."  Hard to get excited about that.

But we packed our bags and headed to Chicago.  We ended up staying right downtown, very close to the race finish.  The city was buzzing with skinny people in sneakers.  I spent the two days before the race icing, massaging, and trying to stay calm.  My foot still hurt, but I was determined to do the race.

Pre-race jitters

On race morning, we got up at some ungoldy hour, and walked the .5 mile to the race start in the dark.  I met up with the Chicago Diabetes group, for whom I had been fundraising.  My foot was aching, and my stomach was in knots by the time I got to the start line.  Chris kissed me a on the check and left me to face my challenge all alone -- alone with 40,000 other people.

It took about 25 minutes to get to the start line, which was surprisingly short given how far back I was in the pack.  But I took off slowly, sticking to my plan to run/walk the whole race to give my foot a break.  8 minutes of running, 1 minute of walking.  Repeat about 25 times and then I'm done.

The sun had risen by the time I started running, and a smile emerged across my face.   I felt pretty good.  My pain in my foot had stopped aching.    I stopped at the bathroom around mile 6 and remember thinking, OK, this isn't going to be so bad!  Then I put my headphones back in and headed off dodging people all the way as I picked up my pace every so slightly.  The crowds cheering us on were amazing. 

Then about half a mile later, my foot started aching.  And then the front of my shin started seizing up.  I had to slow to a halt and stretch it out.  This was an entirely new pain.  A few minutes on the side of the road, and it was gone.  OK.  minor set back.  Still on schedule to meet my goal of 4:29 (to beat Katie Holmes).  Still feeling mentally strong.

10 minutes later, the pain came back.  Instead of 8 min of walking 1 minute of running, I was running 8 minutes, and stopping and stretching for 2 or 3 even 5 min at a time. But some how, I kept it together.  Just one foot in front of the other. Stop and stretch, but keep moving forward.   This is pretty much how the remaining 20 miles went.  The temperature was rising quickly, topping out around 84.  I concentrated on staying hydrated and just moving forward.

I'm in there somewhere, about to cross the finish line!

Everyone says that around mile 20, you hit a wall and you don't want to go on.  But I never really did.  I knew I was going to finish, was determined to finish, and in fact, by mile 22, I knew I wanted to do a marathon again.  I knew could do better, and most importantly, I knew that was not going to beat Katie Holmes, so I had to do it again!   I saw Chris and my friend Marion finally around mile 21. Ran and gave them a hug and then kept on running/limping/stretching.

The marathon is an interesting emotional experience.  After a while, you're sort of out of your body, just observing the pain, observing your emotional ups and downs.  You find that trying to keep up with the woman in the pink shirt turns out to be the most important thing ever.   And that seeing the guy running with an 8 foot Eiffel Tower costume on really pisses you off.  You find the fact that the race has run out of bananas hysterical.  And you find it perfectly acceptable that you are eating food from random strangers on the side of the road.  Even seeing the man who had fallen down and was bleeding 250 ft from the finish line was mildly entertaining.  Things aren't quite normal in this marathon state.  Events seem to take a back seat to emotions.

Somewhere around mile 24 my right contact came out of my eye.  I ran for about a mile winking and running into people.  Finally stopped and managed to put it back in, more annoyed by the sweat in my eye than the fact I couldn't see.  Somewhere around mile 25, I bit the bejezus out of my cheek and was dripping blood down my lip.  And somewhere around mile 26, crossed the finish line.

I don't really remember too much in the last few miles, but I do remember crossing the finish line having to fight back a few tears as I had my photo taken with my medal.  And then I remember being really pissed off that I had to have a new found respect for Katie Holmes, by 4 minutes.

Anyhow, I really enjoyed the race.  Chicago is beautiful.  The race is well run, and there were people on every block of the the 26 miles to cheer us on.  It was a great first (but not last!) marathon experience. Thanks to everyone who donated to my fundraising, too!

How Many Katie Holmes Does It Take to Run a Marathon?

The answer if, of course, 28.4.  (How's that for cryptic and intriguing?)

So about 3 weeks ago, I woke up and had a really bad idea.  I decided I should run the Chicago Marathon.  I was on some post race high from completing Barb's Race a few weeks before.  I even convinced Chris to sign up with me.  He, being a more seasoned athlete than I am, realized it was a dumb idea and decided not to do it.

I, however, am still young and inexperienced.  So, not only did I sign up, I did a series of not smart things:

1. After signing up, I went on vacation for 2 weeks and did not run.
2. After not having run for nearly 4 weeks, I went wine tasting, drank much wine, and ate at a vegetarian restaurant the night before my 16.5 mile run (the longest distance I've ever run).  Run was not pretty.
3. I stopped taking my asthma medication for some reason several weeks ago.
4. I signed up to fundraise for this race for the Chicago Diabetes Project. Not in and of itself a dumb thing, but I only have 8 weeks to raise $1500. 

So this is where Katie Holmes come in.  She ran her first marathon (NYC) a few years ago in 5:28.  I remember laughing at her, considering her slow and lame.  This was before I had any idea of what it really takes to run a marathon.  But she's a celebrity, so laughing at her is what we (I) do.  Let's be honest, she does deserve a laugh from time to time.  (Tom Cruise, bad dancing, nothing good since Dawson's Creek, Tom Cruise, etc.)

So now as my long runs grow longer, 5:28 is in fact looking completely respectable to me, and I have made it my goal to complete my first marathon faster than  Katie Holmes.  That's right.  I am pathetic and lame, just like her.

If you were to so kindly jump over to my fundraising page, you would find a list of suggested donations.  One of which, is $52.80, $10 for every hour it took Katie to complete the marathon.  This has proven to be a popular choice of donations.  Which leads me to think that maybe much of fundraising can be done in increments of $52.80.  My goal is to raise $1500 by October 10.    Now, I have close to 3 Katie Holmes worth of funds.  Thanks to my friend Heather, I have this sort of mental model in my head.   I need 28.4 Katie Holmes to complete my fundraising. We'll call it 28.  I have 3 complete.  I just need 25 more Katie Holmes to finish this off.

Ok. This is vaguely creepy, but what are you going to do?  My HTML skills have withered away and this interface is pretty bad, so my actually being able to complete this matrix on this page will be challenging.  But know in my head, if you donate, I'll pick a little Katie just for you!


Thanks for your time.